About Us

We’re here to eat your babies…

Hello! Welcome to Hotel Lobby Stories, a podcast about anything. You don’t even know what you’re in for, but that’s cool, neither do we.

So the story goes…

Tamara From The Future and Astrolanders met wayyy back in 2015 (a million years ago in internet years) when they were flat mates in an old, dark apartment in Barcelona. Over time they bonded thru their love of music, Tarantino films and eating newborn infants.

We decided to make a podcast out of a deep desire to fulfil our most narcissistic dreams and to see if our charisma can get you to donate your newborn baby to us. Because we love eating babies and that’s all we wanna do forever.

Get in touch!

If you want to contact us for anything, please write us an email to [email protected] toodooloo!